Pool Rules For Drinkers And Dummies – Home Decor, Backyard Decor, Gift For Her, Him, Family, Couples, Husband, Wife – Personalized Custom Shaped Wood Sign

Personalized Wood Shaped Sign is a great gift choice for your friend and family on any occasion: Christmas, Birthday, Valentine’s Day, Fathers Day, Mother’s Day, Anniversary or Graduation, etc.

Message:

“Pool rules for drinkers & dummies
Never say “watch this” nothing goods follows
Don’t pass out in the pool, you will drown
Plastic cups only, glass bad
Sober skinny dipping is prohibited
Do not pee of puke in the pool
Farting acceptable
Patio furniture is not a floatation device
The lifeguard is probably drunk”.

Description

• This is a customized product with a customized design
• Every piece of wood came from farm wood stocks so it doesn’t affect our environment. The backing support is glued to each plan for durability
• A natural jute rope is added to easily hang and display on the wall.
• It is scratch, fade, and water-resistant which gives a long-lasting piece of art from your personal choice to decorate any room in your house, office, studio, or any other workplace.
• Bring a natural, rustic feel to any home or office decor.
• Do not soak or let the product dry under the sun or any other heat source.

Features

• Material: Birch Plywood Planks
  
• Printable area: 1 SIDE
• Thickness: 0,28 inches (~ 0,7 cm)
• Size:
  – 12 inches (~ 30.5 cm)
  – 14 inches (~ 35.6 cm)
  – 18 inches (~ 45.7 cm)

Please allow 0.5-1 inch differences due to manual measurement.

PERSONALIZATION:

• Please complete the fields required to customize options (Name/Characteristics) and recheck carefully all the customized options.
• Text: Standard English excluding special characters, and emojis to ensure the best looking.
• Characteristics: Pick one-by-one options that match your description.
• In the last step, click “Preview” to get a glimpse of the wonderful creation youve made .

Please be aware that the Preview may be slightly different from the physical item in terms of color due to our lighting at our product photoshoot or your devices display.